Tumblr Mouse Cursors
shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not.
My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)